Uncle Pauly's Jokes
Erin remembers: "Why do firemen wear suspenders?
Answer: "To keep their pants up!"
"Why did the woman have only 3 children, Eeny, Meeny, and Miney?"
Answer: "Because she didn't want no Moe"
"How do you catch a unique bird?
Answer: "You 'neak up on it."
"How do you catch a tame bird?"
Answer: "The tame way."
Adam was walking with his son and he pointed out,
"See that garden over there...
That's where your mother ate us out of house and home.
Well, I've got to go now, I've to to raise Cain."
Why did they put Eve in the garden?
Answer: To help Adam out.
Why were the Indians the first ones on the American Continent?
Answer: They had reservations.
Why did the chicken farmer throw all the chickens out of the chicken coop?
Answer: Because they were using fowl language.
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